You think this is cold?

The current temperature is 2 degrees. School has been cancelled for tomorrow due to dangerous cold conditions. The high tomorrow is forecast to -5 and the low at -14. That is serious cold.

However...

I grew up in Winnipeg, Canada, so I looked up their temperature today: negative 35.9 degrees Celsius. That translates to negative 32.6 F. WHEW.

Everything is relative...